Fine-a-frickin-ly

So yeah its been real Little Dude, but after 20 days of wall to wall you time.  Plus the 2 weeks before that of late starts or no school (27 in all) your arse is back in school.  All be it two hours late.  I think you and I both did the happy dance.

I get a whole 4.5 hours to myself.  You had your hommies waiting for you at the door as we got to school..  BTW, why the hell were they all 5th and 6th graders when your in Kindergarten?  Plus where was my kiss and hug?   Not only that I get stuck hanging up your backpack!  Prick REALLY?  Too bad it was so cold, no visibility, or the 8 foot drifts and the only road into our subdivision was closed down for most of vacation so you couldn't hang out with others other then me.

But lets be honest, I'm pretty damn awesome or so your have been brain washed to believe you tell me.  Not many mothers will play Super Mario on the Wii for hours turn around and play it tell stories about it and let you watch dvd's staring those plumbers.  And don't even get me started on the Harry Potter-a-thon you have had. We cooked, baked, and exploded that pork loin in the oven I had flashbacks to chemistry we'll talk about that when you get older.  Oh admit it, I wore you out once or twice.  I have it on film home-skillet.

It's true you and I do better as a two-some you throw the Weatherman into it and you become a royal asshole pain. The butting of heads I can live without, but I hear it will come in handy as you get older it better or heads are gonna roll, I'm just sayin' 

I digress, You are now back at school, I get an entire couple hours to myself.  Sully likely doesn't miss you almost stepping on him misses you, I'm heart sick missing my co-conspirator in driving The Weatherman insane.  I'll just be here crying, counting the seconds till you are home for another 2 fricking days.  It'll look a lil' somethin' like this:

At least we have the Museum play date tomorrow morning.  I'll be hitting the coffee shop before I go there fo sho!  Let's hope this extended family time doesn't occur again for a while I think we have both had our fill.  We managed sure, it's because well, we rock damn it.  But really summer is a whole new ball of waz, you can get locked play outside for more then a minute.  I just know if something like this happens again anytime soon you will be an unhappy camper, and I well I may just need a padded room.

A first hand reason NEVER to drink and drive

Tonight we witnessed first hand a drunk driver. Let me back track a bit first...
I am against putting Logan on the side of my Rav 4 in the back. I have ALWAYS been forceful in the opinion that he has to be in the middle. I caved on the side driver seat for Logan in the truck. Tonight as we were driving the truck. Out the corner of my eye I see odd movement we are at the corner of 12th and Burlington stopped at the spot light. Logan was singing "Compliment " in the back so for that spit second I turned my head back to him all of a sudden I hear metal on concrete. I look over and the odd movement was the truck up on the sidewalk, totally on the sidewalk. There was a car in front of the truck and he eeked by him on the side taking with him the dudes side mirror. We saw he was drunk as a skunk and he KEPT going! The odd movement was he had swerved in and would have otherwise hit us, IF he hadn't for some reason swerved into the sidewalk. I didn't catch the tag number, but had a description. I hope like hell someone called about this. I didn't have my phone on me. Logan was so scared when he saw the other car about get plowed into. Moral of this story is DON'T DRINK and DRIVE, even if you think you are sober enough, you are likely not.