Mostly Wordless Wednesday

This month I am going to post pics from LOL Cats, since sop many of my posse are fans of the krazy kitties.  Here are my 3 fave for this week:

This would be my child if he were a cat, just change out paper sack with empty box.  Screw the box, gimmie that view!

Easily amused is how we rolz at Casa King.

And the LOL Cat winner of this Mostly Wordless Wednesday is:

Come on, it's both funny and true. 

 I hope they brought a smile to your face.

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All pictures from Despair.com

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?

The mark of the leader is the ability to make decisions. The mark of the survivor is knowing when not to.

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Here is the background on my Droid.  

I fell in love with this picture since the moment I set eyes on it.  It says a lot about who I am as a person. Enjoy.

Mostly Wordless Wednesday - Staring the Peverts at the County Fair-UPDATED

Stupid things make me laugh.  Take for instance the county fair and some of the questionable signs they had up there I'm not even going to comment on some of the people there WOW:

Some country singer I don't do country so I didn't care was about to play and the line was long in hillbilly hell. So it took another day to get this one and the very last pic.

Alright this one isn't so bad, and I REALLY have a dirty mind.  In my defense, this one was right outside the "Beef Barn." 

Come on it's funny.  Little Dude was standing in line yelling "Eat Me!!"  Ah, children just don't get it.  But, I was by this time giggling like a moron. 

Than there is this gem of a sign.  It gets my prever award.  And you should have seen the carny manning it.    Come. On.  If you don't find this mildly funny and perverse are you really my friend?

By the end of the trip to the fair, LD was skipping out of earshot ahead of us chasing some guy on a horse yelling about him being ManTracker.  We watch too much Discovery Channel, I'll fess up.  I went totally gutter after The Weatherman started talking about how many cow girl sluts there were there and how shameful it was.  This was topped off by a bunch of teen boys in 10 gallon hats and shat kickers tripping over a puddle of freaking water.  I believe the words coming out of my mouth were something along the lines of, "I took my milk straight off the cows titty."  Weatherman smirked and just said, "You had to go there huh?  Nice."  He's used to my awesome outbursts after 13 years.

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MrK was really excited about Little Dudes show last Friday.  Here he is on the edge of his seat waiting for the curtain to go up. 

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I want this for the house.  It's snarky, and cute all at the same time.  Just. Like. Me. Stop laughing at my comment!

Come on, you know you want one too.  They are at Menards and run 90 bucks.

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It's like Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo, but a toy for your dogs. We had a rescue Sheltie who used to eat her poop, and it was sooo nasty.  Why, less for a gag gift would you buy this for your pet?

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Out with the old L111...

In with the new X300 with mulch deck (2500+ after trade in).  Once again The weatherman gets a disgustingly expensive Father's day gift before I get my reasonably priced Mother's Day gift.  It's a "family gift"  Sure it is.  I for one am not a big mow the lawn person.  You know allergies are my excuse, and I will stick to it!  He's happy, so I'm gonna just shut up.  Happy Fathers Day a month early Weatherman!

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Some joke about there being some animals in the meat at Chinese food restaurants that shouldn't be.  Scroll to the bottom of the picture.  So I'm just asking, why is there a dog picture on the menu? 

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Just remember parents this is the education your are paying the big bucks for.  And the rest of us, this is our future leaders STOP trying to paper-cut your wrists to death. I will never look at The Very Hungry Caterpillar book the same way again... 

Thanks Marsha for the pic.

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So this is from my BFF Marsha, who to cheer me up sent this to me via email.  I knew there was such a place, I just couldn't find it.  Damn GPS POS!

 

 how many times have you been up it, without the paddle?  BTW, it's even more funny, as the creek that runs just past our property, you know the one that floods all the time is nicknamed Shit Creek.  Its run-off from the Feedlot about 5 miles up the road 50K head of cattle strong and all the farm chemicals it collects until it backs up into our yards.  Yummy!

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So this is the second coolest bumper sticker I have ever seen the first is here.  I first saw it at my hippy neighbors house, I meant to get a picture but Little Dude went all spastic diva after a mile and a half walk and forgot.  So, a I was co-piloting the Rav yesterday, I say the SUV again and snapped this for your viewing pleasure.  It's funnier then heck, because it  is will be true:

For those that are gonna complain about the glare...it says  "I embarrass my offspring."  How f-in awesome!  And the person who pimps that ride, really does embarrass the kids.  Tho, I would totally want them for my parents, seeing as my mother is a pathetic kool-aid drinking Obama Zombie.  I'll get into that another post, like a tick me off Tuesday real soon.  She's always good for an installment. 

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Do you ever think to yourself, "self what does 21K+ in road repairs look like?"  Well let me stop your brain racking, like this and 2 other "patches" down the street.  All will have to be fronted by the people on the street, as the county wont fix it, and we are outside Hastings City Limits.  THere are only 20 houses on the road, and most are cheap bastards and dragging their feet to put money in to fix the road.  Where the hell is the community support, talk is cheap.  We are truly the red-headed step children of the area.  Another slap in the face, I just paid my property taxes yesterday, 600 for roads.  Just not our road. I about bottom out in the Rav!  Nothing says welcome to our little neighborhood than this:

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I just looked outside a couple minutes ago.  Paging Alfred Hitchcock...

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So I am using my new Espresso maker daily to make mocha's. The afternoon after I finally got out of bed for the final time that day morning I took this pic, I got a surprise:

Cute, in a freaky kind of way! 

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Since I missed last week, it's a triple dose to make up for it.  My tweeps may have seen these first two already.  Pretend they are shiny and new tho folks.

Damn dude beat me to it:

 If he plate gets thefted, I would like to be on the record stating it wasn't me I wouldn't touch a Ford no matter how cool the license plate is, someone else was more obsessed with it and jacked it.  I drive a ol' reliable death machine that has yet to be recalled, but it'll happen just you wait Toyota.  For the record I love my Toyota's, both of them may they not be the death of us.

Speaking of cars this is the bumper sticker of the fricking year:

See what I mean?  No matter where you fall politically, that is funny!

 Doggie Blackmail photos from the groomers:

 Before....

 and after!

I'm shocked he hasn't crapped in my shoe yet for posting these.  Oh yeah, that takes effort and that's not how da "Fuzzy Cuban" rolls.

See too lazy to lay on one side or the other, so he laid in the middle.

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Its why we stand no chance of all being skinny.

Convincing advertising.  Seriously.

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So let me get this straight, no caulk?  Lets take a closer look shall we...

Hint, we will not be purchasing this tub, or maybe even from this company for our remodel just because they are stupid.

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Since I can't do the whole "Wordless Wednesday," so I am doing

I have to read all of these this semester.  Every flipping page of all the books need to be read, and will be tested on multiple times.  So when you wonder where I am, look no further then here.

 

And all I have to say about that is...

Happy Hump Day People!

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I have a slight addition to reading books.  Got a Kindle and saved a forest or two at least in the 4-5 months of having it.  Yes, eco-me, beat that you tree hugging hippies!  Danger, many many books at your fingertips whenever you want them.  Take last night when I started reading about midnight and stopped at three-ish.  Now, I knew fully Logan would be up at 6am.  I had to finish the book I had started the night before and start reading The Lost Symbol.  My nose is in textbooks or dealing with shat at home all day long, it is my escape.  I admit I may have an issue as I am dragging ass this morning.  I have a meeting in 30, but I am bringing my Kindle just in case there is a wait.