Ticks Me Off Tuesday

While I sit in Nebraska watching the damn corn fields finally go down, and hustling to get all my classes done, my brain has decided to sat "Screw you" to me.

 For instance:
So I am not overly tight with anyone in my family.  in one way or another they were mostly assholes, if not totally.  Last night my step monster mother calls to thank me for the card and the gift I had sent to her.  First I thought "OMG, I sent something?"  Then I remembered I actually did send not just a card, but a gift.  I talked nicely for a while but really there is a HUGE disconnect with me and a good chunk of the famdamily back home.  Always will be.  It pretty much took till the end of the conversation to remember what I sent to her.  Yeah, *fail* And if you were wondering it was a set of really cute La Sophia earrings, I know this because she mentioned it near the end of the convro.  I have come to the conclusion my brain oblivious works on some sort of selective auto-pilot.

The paper for school, and by THE paper, I mean it's like my class map.  My plan for the rest of my time in college is gone.  Its the list of what and everything I need to take each semester, with signatures to get me into some classes while not some others.  WTF, if I had not looked for it or needed it today I would have it at my finger tips.   I think the brain is revolting and hiding it from me.  I don't think I ever moved it so did the weatherman move it, he says no, little dude can touch it and Sully is totally off the hook for it as it was in the Do Not Touch Area of the Counter...  I'm getting paranoid, I need this for my meeting with my newest victim adviser.

My last bit of evidence of brain vacation was actually quite amusing.  I would have been LMAO if I had witnessed this happening to someone else.  Sunday night, I just got done with the endocrine system in med terms.  It was a 20 minute test that molests your brain in ways you don't like to admit.  20 minutes to do fill in the blank where spelling counts, some multiple guess choice.  Did I mention that there are over 30 questions? Shat.  Soo, after passing the test the next chapters test unlocked.  I was going to do the extra credit, read the chapter and get another test done, leaving one in the class left.  I was all about doing this, brain, not so much!  I open the book and look Reproductive System.  Cool, I can do that easily, right?

 I started reading about the male reproductive system, the word "penis" came up.  I broke out in a giggle fit.  Whats wrong with that.  Well little dude was asleep upstairs, weatherman was at work, so it was just me and Sully.  I composed myself and continued reading.  The word came up again, and up again, it was rising to my eyes just too much for my fragile brain I guess, because it happened again.  Giggle, giggle, with the added snort for good measure. 

(that's for the New Moon fans)

By the time it was over I was in tears from laughing so hard.  Again, BY MYSELF, Sully was even looking at me to shut the duck up!   So I came to the conclusion that one chapter a day for that class, TG there are only two left.  At least all my classes are done via the net, could you just see me doing this (if not, you must not know me well enough)?

This is not the first time I have had this issue though.  Mommy Dearest gave me this on a tee-shirt for my sweet 16.  So supportive. 

 ***So to my Brain you win the honor of Ticks Me Off Tuesday...Though I think this POST is noteworthy***

 

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