Here is a little somethin' somethin' to keep you satisfied till I can get bak in the swing of things:
Convros with the weatherman, K this one is a text
Weatherman: When is the block meeting?
Me: 16th
Weatherman: Where?
Me: Don't know yet, they havn't decided.
Weatherman:Can you call ---, run out get milk before I get home, and what's for dinner
Me: My day is going just fine thanks, up to my eyeballs in book to get these classes done...
Weatherman:Call my parents if they will be home XX weekend. {about here I lose it}
Me: I am gonna go all Philli Transit worker on your ass.
Weatherman: Sooo, are you threatening me?
Me: Bunghole, it's bunghole rookie.
Weatherman: lol, I'll let you get back to school work.
I am notorious for speaking my mind. I also quote movies randomly when reminded of them can find someone who looks like someone famous and begin to address them as said person.
Last night was one of those never al dull moments around me. Setting the scene Little Dude is at Tae Kwon Do and Weatherman and I decide to go walk the downtown area while he's busy. We sit down for a cookie at Eileen's Collasal Cookie. As we sit we make idle chit chat, cookies done I stand, turn around and I shat you not this 7 foot at least 2 inch woman walks in. Being oh so tactful I turn bouncing up and down to Weatherman all I could think of whs this:
He knew what I was thinking and as we left may have been overheard saying it!
So today we were out at Come and Get It BBQ, and were looking at people as we always do. And in walked in little Jeffery Dalhmer. He sat across the upper deck from us. I looked at Corey and pointed him out, taking a big bite out of my potato. Corey decided put his 2cents in and quipped as his pulled pork was delivered to his table. "Mmmm, human,
How classy are we? I know he TOTALLY knew we were talking about him too!Those are just two of the things that have occurred with us lately. Please tell me you all have odd convros in your home too!
Our kid stands a chance of being normal...really
6 witty replies:
You do have a talent! I can barely remember the titles of movies I've seen.
I wish I was one of those people who can quote movies. I can't remember to brush my hair anymore let alone recall a whitty line.
How funny! Check out my blog and you will see the weird convo I had tonight. No, you are not the only one to have them! :)
Oh, I pray my daughter turns out normal - but it's not looking too good for her. :)
Logan will rebel against your weirdness and turn out perfectly normal:)
We have convo's like that all of the time (I can leave this comment because MrMarsha is outside replacing window shudders & Sara is still asleep-it's 10:30 EST). We constantly people watch, people comment and quote movies - it's what we do and it really is some of the most fun we have! Is it wrong to comment on people we don't know? I think not, especially if they are setting themselves up to be commented about! "Like, the saddest thing is, she left the house after looking in the mirror and thinking to herself - Damn! I look great!"
And, well, I think my point is made!
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