Ticks Me Off Tuesday

It's officially OVER!  We are breaking up

 ...with our chiropractor, AKA Mr BoneBreaker. 

I was dragged into went in a few weeks back for the pain from a pinched nerve in my neck.  It was ugly I was in so much pain any pain killer wouldn't touch it.  I would almost say it was worse then my sciatica, almost.  I walked in and he asked me, "What did I do to myself this time."  Most would be offended but I have an awesome talent for hurting myself and sucking it up for a week or so till the pain is just too much.  So I answered him, I pinched a nerve in my ----- area. 

Yep, I was right he said by the pain I described.   I was so bad off I let him actually manipulate my neck by hand instead of his little trigger toy he usually uses.  In total 10 minutes in his office, including small talk about his daughter and little dude as they were in theater camp together this summer. I left nauseous and light headed.  It hurt worse, but he told me if I was still hurting Friday call and get in on Monday (this was Wed BTW).  There was once again no way in hell I would come back, he knew it and so did I.  It was just part of the dance we do every time I go in there. 

The Weatherman has been looking for an excuse to leave this guy for a while but he is so darn small town nice.  DAMN him to hell.  Until yesterday that is, when I opened the bill for my visit.   I was charged not only for the 2 cracks but for an entirely new exam!

If a whole new exam is grabbing my index finger after I say I feel it all the way to "here" from my neck, I would have lied and flipped him the bird!

I TOLD him what was wrong all he did is smile,nod, and agree!  REALLY 40 bucks for that?  Um, no thank you  I will pay this time, but never again you greedy turd.  You gave the weatherman his out from ever going to you again.  I make all the appointments since I am obviously the only one who can use a fecking phone correctly in this house  who can keep everything straight.  He doesn't want me to go all ape shat on your greedy ares and cause a scene.  I'm awesome at that for the record! make a scene. 

So instead of me bringing in the check as usual, it will be mailed. 

And BTW, we are not alerting you to this breakup, other then this blog post.   So suck it!

You Mr BoneBreaker you get my Tick Me Off Tuesday.

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