So, because I am a hardcore beat box rapper on twitter with my hommies Amy, and Marsha. We are so trying to be back up rappers for the rock band Collective Soul. Really that's what they are missing, us! lol.
Anywhoo, back in reality
Nooo, don't make me go!!! it has been crappy weather here. Snowed twice this week, utter suckfest people. So as the TV weather men as well as my own
bi-otch weatherman keeps using such foul and offensive language as drizzle, freezing rain and other inappropiate words. Being on top of my game the last couple days I have been saying, "drizzle, drizzle, fo-zizzle." Why, because I can damn it! And this morning, it was all over the news. For some reason my weatherman feels he needs to compair his foecast with the TV meterologiests. That whole OCD thing again, I guess. Word of the day today, drizzle. Early morning + not wanting to be awake = Krimsin who will just hang on one thing. Drizzle was it this morning. I sat in bed singing, "drizzle, drizzle, fo-zizzle." Totally ignoring the run a round the tv
moron met was saying. Had I been on my game
or cared I totally would have causght it. He contridiceted himself. So my weatherman being the upstanding person he was turned to me and said, "now see why people don't velieve shit we say?" I was still singing, now in my head. Snapped back into "reality" and said, "Umm, what I was just singing 'drizzle, drizzle, fo-zizzle.' " But I gave my cute smile. He looked at me and trying not to laugh, "Why can I see you doing that?" It's 'cause
I have totally wore you down these last 12 years you love me! Now when you hear drizzle you will all say "drizzle, drizzle, fo-zizzle." And your welcome!
4 witty replies:
I like your "fo frickin sho" flair. You are a bad-ass!
LOL
LOl whatever you say Snoop Dog. LOL For shizzle my nizzle drizzle. LOL
Hilarious!!
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